Press kit

Press kit.

Wordmark assets, founder photos, screenshots, and the descriptions you can quote. Email hello@porchops.com for anything we haven't put on this page yet.

Brand assets

Wordmark, photos, screenshots.

Download bundles below. Real assets ship with the brand-asset infra commit; placeholder links will return 404 until then — email us if you need something today.

  • wordmark assets

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    Six wordmark variants (full color, mono light, mono dark, knockout, with tagline, with one-liner) in SVG and PNG.

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  • founder photos

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    Five founders (Jake, Travis, Vlad, Dylan, Kyle) in three sizes each.

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  • product screenshots

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    Receipt-style Today panel and key product UI views in 1200×630 and 1920×1080.

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  • brand guidelines

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    Twelve-page PDF: typography, palette with hex codes, logo do/don't, voice examples.

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Descriptions

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One line

Porchops is the AI back office for solo founders running software businesses — the canon every micro-SaaS converges on, run by a crew of eight agents already configured for the job.

Paragraph

Porchops is the AI back office for non-technical solo founders running $5K to $500K ARR micro-SaaS businesses. It connects to Stripe and email and runs operational playbooks with a crew of eight named AI coworkers — Lou recovers failed payments, Cleo watches renewals, Maggie nudges trial users, Frankie triages the inbox, Bug files customer issues, Hank watches for silent churn, Inky drafts the changelog, and Dale sends the Monday brief. Pre-configured, opinionated, and dogfooded by the founders themselves. We never train AI models on customer data.

Full pitch

Five to ten million people now run micro-SaaS businesses they shipped on Lovable, Replit, v0, Bolt, Bubble, or Cursor. They're making real money — Lovable hit $400M ARR in March 2026; Replit went from $10M to $100M ARR in nine months. They have no engineering team, no operations team, and no operational software designed for them. They run their business in five tabs: Stripe, Gmail, a notes app, a customer-shaped spreadsheet, and a Discord channel.

Porchops is the back office for that founder. It connects to Stripe and email, then runs the operational stuff with a crew of eight named AI coworkers. The wedge is failed-payment recovery — every SaaS loses 5–10% of MRR to dunning every month, and most founders don't have time to chase it. Lou drafts cause-matched recovery emails the founder reviews and sends with one click. The other seven Ops cover renewals, onboarding, inbox triage, bug filing, silent-churn detection, changelog drafting, and weekly briefings. Configuration, not code. Pre-built playbooks. The founder sets guardrails — max email volume, dollar thresholds, escalation rules — and the crew operates inside them.

Differentiator versus OpenAI Workspace Agents (April 2026): vertical, not horizontal. Solo SaaS founders running operational playbooks on their own Stripe and email data, not enterprise teams with ChatGPT Business seats. Different audience, different price, different problem.

The brand bet is that vertical wins when horizontal commoditizes — and that the eight-Op crew is how a small team actually feels when the back office is running itself. Built by five founders shipping nights and weekends. Running on Porchops since March 2026. Powered by Beer.

Recent coverage

Recent coverage.

We're pre-launch. Press placements ship as they land. If you've covered Porchops or you'd like to, email hello@porchops.com.

Media inquiries

Want to talk?

Email hello@porchops.com. Travis or Jake responds — usually same day, always within two business days. Tell us your deadline and we'll honor it.

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