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the crew

The five hires you didn't have to make.

Five AI coworkers. One job each. They turn on with one toggle, run inside guardrails you set, and leave an audit trail you can read. Drafts only by default; you approve before anything goes out.

  • lou · bookkeeper

    Watches your Stripe. Drafts the recovery email the moment a payment fails, matched to the decline and the customer.

  • frankie · support coordinator

    Reads every inbound email. Drafts replies in your voice. Files bug reports as Issues with reproduction steps.

  • hank · customer success

    Watches which customers have gone quiet and tells you why he thinks so. Drafts the check-in. Never sends it.

  • dale · chief of staff

    Runs your rhythm. The Monday brief. A monthly read on your market. A nightly pass over what the rest of the crew noticed.

  • inky · communications writer

    Drafts the changelog you keep skipping, from the week's shipped work, in your voice. You publish it.

autonomy & control

What they do on their own. Where they stop.

The crew runs in drafts by default. Here is the exact line each one won't cross without you — the same line the funded tools keep vague.

  • lou
    acts on its own

    Reads every Stripe webhook and drafts a recovery email the moment a payment fails.

    stops for you

    Sending. The recovery draft waits in your inbox until you approve or edit it.

  • frankie
    acts on its own

    Reads inbound support mail, classifies it, and drafts a reply from your own history and docs.

    stops for you

    Sending. You approve or edit the reply before it reaches the customer.

  • hank
    acts on its own

    Watches usage and support signals, flags accounts drifting toward churn, and drafts the outreach.

    stops for you

    Reaching out. The at-risk flag and the draft are Hank's; the send is yours.

  • dale
    acts on its own

    Gathers the week's metrics, computes the baselines, drafts the briefing, and posts it to your Today.

    stops for you

    When a metric breaks its baseline, the briefing pauses for your review before it posts. Surprising numbers get a second look.

  • inky
    acts on its own

    Drafts changelog entries and customer notes from what actually shipped.

    stops for you

    Publishing. Nothing reaches a status page or a customer list until you say so.

Everything lands in the audit log

Every draft and every action is written to a plain-English trail you can read: what they saw in the run, what they wrote, what they were about to do. High-stakes actions are cryptographically signed.

One switch stops any of them

Kill switches are per-agent. Turn an agent off and it stops at its next step; your approval queue and audit trail stay exactly where they were.

We never train on your data

Customer data is never used to train any AI model. It's a commitment in our privacy policy, not a setting you have to go find.

Auto-send is opt-in, off by default

Drafts are the default across the workspace. You turn drafts-only off when you're ready, and some agents keep holding every send for your approval anyway, by design, whatever the setting.

what's next

The crew grows. Slowly.

Five is the count we ship at. Each agent absorbs more playbooks over time — Lou picks up the renewal and expansion work he doesn't do yet, Frankie gets more accurate at edge classifications, Hank learns finer churn signals. The team doesn't grow; the team gets sharper.

A sixth agent — a compliance officer for SOC 2 evidence and customer DPAs — joins if and when enterprise sales materialize. Inky will announce it in the changelog when they ship. No sooner.